Compliance Disorder
Western Toad Squat Position
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It’s not that you are contrary;
you just can’t bring yourself to
follow the rules. This inability
to conform is the primary
symptom of Compliance Disorder,
one of the higher level
submissive ailments common among
middle-aged office workers. This
condition typically follows
years of mindless capitulation,
and associated behaviors include
bilateral simulated deafness and
mutism. The Western Toad Squat
Position symbolizes defiant
surrender, and helps balance the
conflicting demands of work and
attitude.