Office Nomadism
Northern Elephant Seal
Horizontal Posture
Mirounga angustirostris

The urge to wander to distant
places may simply be a
hereditary trait, but it is not
welcome in the workplace. To be
sure, you understand that
management expects you to spend
most of your time at your desk,
but the lure of far off cubicles
is irresistible. It’s not that
you want to walk aimlessly from
cube to cube, chatting with
anyone who will give you the
time of day. It just…happens.
The Northern Elephant Seal
Horizontal Posture may be the
answer to your woes. Simply
secure yourself as shown.