Angst
Grass Pickerel Swimming Desk
Position
Psaltriparus minimus

Angst is defined as a feeling of
anxiety, apprehension, or
insecurity, and is commonly
experienced in the office as a
result of fighting the inevitable.
It is almost always easier to swim
with the current, but this does
not necessarily yield desired
results. If you are going to be a
desk rebel, you will frequently
encounter strong currents of
opposition, and thus, much angst.
To successfully battle these
eddies of negativity, employ the
Grass Pickerel Swimming Desk
Position. Correct form is
essential, and don’t forget to
kick.