William R. Vitanyi, Jr.

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Author William R. Vitanyi, Jr.  appeared at work for the third consecutive day, according to industry sources.

 

His Chihuahua scoffed.

 
 

 

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Bayla Publishing is dedicated to the concept of passionate promotion. As a micropublisher we take on a very limited number of projects, allowing us to focus all of our energy on one book at a time.

 

Our current project is a hardcover photographic spoof on exercise programs, geared for the office or cubicle.  It's a very funny combination of goofy photos and accompanying text.  Bayla proudly presents:

 

The Official Guide to Office Wellness

101 techniques for the office or cubicle

by William R. Vitanyi, Jr.

ISBN: 0978560027

 

100 cubicle and office workers demonstrate animal-inspired positions, stances, and movements carefully  designed to address office maladies. Why animals?

 

Because animals have wisdom.

 

Hardcover with 100 photos. In a cube and need a laugh ? Get one.

 

Available from Baker & Taylor

 

          To purchase from Amazon click here:  Office Wellness

($17.95 plus shipping)

 

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"...funny enough to make you momentarily forget your own cramped cubicle blues."

                    - Publishers Weekly

 

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 We're an IPPY Winner!

Bronze Medal - Humor Category!

 

 

 

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                                   ARTICLE: Cubicle Workers Should Vote Based on Humor-worthiness

Scientists report that the typical cubicle worker¹ chuckles for fewer than nine minutes per day. Since the correlation between office wellness and humor is well documented,  national leaders should be those who provoke the most laughter. This existential aspect of corporate humanity demands leadership that entertains, either through superior jokesmanship,  or as superior fodder for the amusement industry.

 

As a guide, if joke supremacy in one candidate precisely equals the fodder factor of another, then the cubicle worker should vote in favor of fodder. The humor quotient considers both presidential and vice presidential offerings, but cannot involve ticket splitting. Thus, if Sarah Palin is funnier than Barak Obama, this could sway the cubicle workers vote, but you could not combine Sarah Palin with Joe Biden to defeat John McCain.

 

At a recent gathering of renowned scientists in Stockholm this principle was reaffirmed. Sarah Palin was not present, but representatives would have been included in the announcement had there been sufficient justification for subsequent projections. The opposite would also be true.

 

 

1. typical as defined by the Department of Work, Ibid, 2003-05, Lexicon of International Effort

 

 

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*BREAKING CUBICLE NEWS*

 

The Official Guide to Office Wellness is now available on Amazon's new wireless reading device, Kindle.

 

Kindle allows you to download a book in less than a minute and take it with you anywhere. Using the same technology as cell phones, you are not limited to hotspots to connect.