Cubicle Inadequacy
Northern River Otter Elevated Head Position
Lontra canadensis

 

 

 

In nature, height equals superiority. This principle can easily be extended into the office, but unfortunately most office chairs are very limited in their scalability. Thus, achieving demonstrable altitude dominance presents a challenge. The Northern River Otter Elevated Head Position offers a solution to this conundrum, but it requires a prepared platform for successful execution. Gather several chairs and stack them to the desired height. Ascend. This confidence-building position requires several applications for full effect.