Office Nomadism
Northern Elephant Seal Horizontal
Posture
Mirounga angustirostris

The urge to wander to distant
places may simply be a hereditary
trait, but it is not welcome in
the workplace. To be sure, you
understand that management expects
you to spend most of your time at
your desk, but the lure of far off
cubicles is irresistible. It’s not
that you want to walk aimlessly
from cube to cube, chatting with
anyone who will give you the time
of day. It just…happens. The
Northern Elephant Seal Horizontal
Posture may be the answer to your
woes. Simply secure yourself as
shown.