Office Agoraphobia
Scrub Jay Flying Desk Position
Aphelocoma californica

 

 

 

Sometimes you just want to get away, but you can’t stand to leave your office. This inability to venture far from your work area is not only management’s joy, but a debilitating condition. The Scrub Jay Flying Desk Position addresses this unfortunate dilemma with a unique blend of desk exercise and imagination. Assume a prone desktop position, spread your arms, and prepare for liftoff. You are cleared for a journey to anyplace you can envision. Just be sure to return by one o’clock.