Nasal Episode

Spiny Anteater Round Up Position
Tachyglossus aculeatus

 

 

 

Periodically a nearby coworker will disperse a quantity of unfresh air into the atmosphere, severely destabilizing the local ecosystem. Although it is natural to become angry in this situation, such a response only forces you to breathe more deeply. Instead, at the first hint of malodorous intrusion, assume the Spiny Anteater Round Up Position, which safely removes you from the offensive layer of impurity. For additional safety use one arm to promote local air circulation.